Failed Abortion

School is on lockdown, lights out, students and teacher are hiding
Interstellar: *takes the biggest shart in world history, then does Tarzan Scream*
Student 1: Shut the fuck up! You're not funny!
Student 2: We're all gonna die because of you!
Teacher: Everyone settle down
*Shooter approaches classroom*
*Interstellar pulls down his pants and underwear, and sharts again, this time on a classmate.*
*Student dies of embarassment*
Student 3: FUCK YOU, INTERSTELLAR!!!
Teacher: Be quiet. The shooter is getting closer
Interstellar: *Pisses 2 liters of cum, flooding class.*
Godlik3: Oh fuck! Get me outta here! (Goes into and locks cabinet)
*Another student dies of cringe*
Interstellar: Igdgicegycyioegjgwbdcbciyargecyivcicgcyio!!!!!!!!
*Shooter breaks window and kills half of the class before getting detained*
Godlik3: Goddamn. (under breath) How is this hoe not dead? (starts diss on Interstellaf)
//Verse (0:15)//
Interstellar you lucky asshole, how the fuck did you not get karma
And you shouldn't be in school bathrooms smokin' marijuana
When you ain't makin' up shit, you disrespect black people like Obama
But I get it, 'cause you worship Osama
Act like you better but you ain't even makin' reasonable accusations
And that bullshit is makin' me lose my patience
You called an African an #####R and then lied you Asian
I mean, you must be the daughter of Satan
You better not call me a child molester 'cause you're literally a sex offender
I know you ain't gonna survive under this goddamn pressure
Boi, you claim you good? Hoe, what the fuck ever
You're just a tub of lard and everyone else is clearly better
Get yo ass on, you fuckin' failed abortion
And I say that 'cause you got disowned by the orphanage
Yeah, even Jason's nearly better than you, so get back in yo cage
And these bars just declared you got an ill fate
(On field, waiting for police to put shooter into car)
Godlik3: Repeat after me, Interstellar is a failed abortion!
Everybody: INTERSTELLAR IS A FAILED ABORTION!!!
Shooter: Listen, I needed to kill Interstellar. He's gonna make evolution go backward
Officer: Oh, Interstellar?
Shooter: If I didn't kill him, no one would have brains or morals anymore!
Officer: Alright, I'll bring Interstellar
(Officer drags Interstellar to scene, shooter kills Interstellar)