Facts.

[Intro - Brown Jesus & Xwenty]

Yo (yo)
I was taking a shit the other day (yeah)
And… uh… I… I went on Instagram and I realized how many of these people don’t know the rules (wet)
They don’t know the facts (flex)
They haven’t read up on their books (ooh)… they ha- they don’t have (ooh) the education required
Cause bitch I am your teacher (skrrrt)
Sit down, I’mma teach your ass a lesson (pant, pant, pant)
He- Here’s some homework (learn)… You’re gonna read this! (write)
You’re gonna read this well (facts), okay? (facts, facts) Study up (facts)!
Cause bitch, I’mma test you (facts)
You know? I’mma test whether you have the sauce or not
Because (facts) I see you sitting down and I realize…
You don’t have the sauce at all
Cause bitch (no sauce) I have the sauce
And I recognize if somebody (not even ketchup) has the sauce or not (not even fucking ketchup)
Cause bitch I am saucin’ (not even ketchup, sausage, sausa-) WOOO

[Verse - Brown Jesus]

160 calories
15 calories from fat
2% total fat
0% saturated fat
There is no information for trans fat
That’s good because I don’t like the sound of trans
1% cholesterol
That’s good because, um
I suffer from high blood pressure sometimes and I-I-I just like…
It makes me feel better that, um
That this has no cholesterol
Oh nevermind it has 1%
Uh, 9% sodium on a scale of 115 milligrams
Uh, ooh, ooh, riboflavin, 15% (ooooooooh)
Pantothenic acid, 10 %

[Outro - Brown Jesus & Xwenty]

Gimme a second
All these bitches tryna get on the Brown Jesus testiclees
Ahmed, it’s Wednesday my dude
AAAAAAEAAAAAH