Fabian

Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian this songs for you

This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows
Shoved down the back and largely ignored
On account of a nasal disfigurement

Not unlike Rudolph in that sense
The hallmarks are almost the same
Instead of a red shiny nose that brought
Rudolph his fame Fabian had just a cavity

(No Nose at all)Just a big empty space in the middle of his face
Just a couple of chambers

Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian this songs for you
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian this songs for you

Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer
Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim to the elves
And their cost-cutting measures

In keeping their over-heads down
The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer
And on top of that the poor reindeer were also in-bred
So Fabian had just a cavity

(his hooter was lacking)
Bugger all schnoz
All this because
His dad was also his sister (who he then ate)

Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian this songs for you
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian tragic but true

Disliked by his peers
This disfigured deer was alone
He watched from afar
As Rudolph the star
Would lead the others back home

But before you get to sympathetic
Theres another thing you should know
Sure his nose was upsetting
But reindeer are not quite that shallow
Cause Fabian was a tosser

Not nice at all
An arrogant fool
A self-serving tool
An absolute face hole

Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian no one likes you
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian
Fabian, Fabian surgery won't fix the vortex that is your black heart

Fabian....