F-Word

Feminist, Urban Dictionary definition:
"A woman who seems to think that her ability to push a baby out of her vagina entitles her to bigger, and better everything"
Feminist, you've got to say it and put your back into it
The word first popped up in the 19th century and has now been transformed into a term of abuse aimed at young women who show the slightest hint of superiority
Feminist, synonym for rebellion
Feminist, for women, by women, about women
Feminist, a remarkably effective word for inciting the discomfort of someone who believes in equal rights and opportunities, practices it like a devout Christian who attends church on Sundays and weekdays but wants absolutely nothing to do with the word
Feminist, retweets tweets about feminism that doesn't have feminism in it
Feminist, the smallest unit of the female anatomy
Feminist, most likely ugly, bitter, an unmarried woman, who hasn't had good dick in days and who should probably be punished with no dick if she insists on arguing rudely about equality for women in capital letters on the inter-webs
Feminist, an insurgent more dedicated than a Jehovah Witness, committed to preaching the gospel of women as God or deemed equals of men and not dependent or playthings
Occasionally creates Twitter threads calling men out in English far too complex for them to understand, much less give a fuck about
Feminist, no, the right term should be egalitarian, one who believes in true equality for all, not that bullshit femi-nazism
Feminist, well educated, petty bourgeoisie, with a malice and vindictiveness towards men, who can afford daily taxi rides and thinks fast food joints that don't have enough branches are a travesty
Feminist, one who thinks the world should work in a way that is reflective of how women struggle with balancing their career, marriage, kids, identity politics and the rest
Espouses all the feminist ideals, but explicitly states that she is in fact not a feminist, shies away from it like it's Ebola
Vehemently supports how unfeminist she is by stating how she will never pay for dinner
Feminist, a less obvious way for men to get into the pants of young women
Feminist, a tyrannical fanatic that crushes anybody who steps out of their line
A little like the mainstream artist whose wack songs go viral, overshadowing the countless dope underground ones
Feminist, a mug of diluted apple cider vinegar
Feminist, a footnote of national politics
Feminist, Merriam Webster definition:
"Someone who believes that men and women should have equal rights and opportunities"
When they ask if you're a feminist, will your hand shoot up?
Will you be a supporting act or a qualifier for the cause?
Will you be a prop for the main show?
Or a question mark when the curtains are raised?
Will you be mere spice garnishing the main dish?
Or the main course that's too bland? Or too much? Or not enough?
Will you be a sophisticated dessert that makes an appearance on the menu according to the size of our purse
Will be you be sucked in? Or gargled? Or whispered? Or spat out?
When they ask if you're a feminist, will your hand stay up?