F.I.N.E.

[Verse 1]
Hot wax drippin', honey, what do you say?
I got a brand new record that I've got to play
She says, "Not now, boy", but I did anyway
'Cause I'm ready, so ready
Lip-smackin', paddy-wackin', walkin' the street
I got a ragtop Chevy, now I'm back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody when I sit in the seat
'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
'Cause in the pink she look so fine
She's got the Cracker Jack, now all I want's the prize, honey
Heh-heh-heh!
I know these hookers down on 42nd street
But, uh, ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey
Heh-heh, yeah!

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm alright
Your daddy says I'm alright
Mmm, your momma says, alright
And my old lady says I'm alright

[Verse 2]
Whipcrackin' floozy, way out of control
She's got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong keyhole
And I'm ready, so ready
I'm a red, hot pistol and I'm ready to fight
I'm a .38 special on a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey, make it alright
'Cause I'm ready, so ready, whoo!

[Pre-Chorus]
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss, honey, that's my kinda trash
Yeah!
My brand new baby's lookin' F-I-N-E, fine
The sun is shinin' every day
Ain't got no rubbers, now it's rainin' all the time, honey
Ooh!

[Chorus]
'Cause it's alright
My little sister says I'm alright
Ooh, my brother thinks I'm alright
And my old lady knows I'm alright

[Bridge]
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you, but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F-I-N-E, fine
Let's put our clothes back on
And, by the way, girl, what's your name again? Uh-huh!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Ow! G-G-G-G-G-Gow!

[Chorus]
'Cause it's alright
Ooh, your daddy says I'm alright
And Tipper thinks I'm alright
And Joe Perry says I'm alright

[Verse 3]
Pitched my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover that's callin' my name
She's gonna blow my cover, she's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready, ow!
I shove my tongue right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now for twenty-five weeks
I hear that you're so tight, your lovin' squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, hoo-hoo!
(If I could, I surely would)
(Stand in the place, but you're Holly—)