[Intro]
Rap Battle
Eyeless Jack
Vs
Laughing Jack
Begin!
[Verse 1: Eyeless Jack (Spadical)]
Why'd you think I'd be scared by this mime shit?
You should've thought twice before steppin' up to Eyeless
But now I'm 'boutta write shit to leave your body lifeless
Lookin' like the Babadook in a mid-life crisis
I already know all you're gonna spit is hot trash
Rippin' Stephen King's pages and throwin' that up on Wattpad
I don't got any eyes for you to stick your needles in
I get adrenaline pumping just from a pic of me leanin' in
(Ay!) It's Eyeless Jack, you know when I attack
I'm spreading red on your color palette of white and black
So don't try fighting back 'cuz I ain't fucking frightened, Jack
I drop the heat like hot tar when I go up to light a track
Tried to make a kid happy, the attic got locked
It ate away at your loneliness like Jack In The Box
Then you were so touch-starved, took the drunkie and split him
This shit is child's play like taking candy from your victims
[Verse 2: Laughing Jack (Luke Reardon)]
What a surprise, well hi Jackie!
You wanna fight, Jackie? Then I oblige, Jackie
So just try attacking, get me with that knife slash
And they'll never find that body of yours just like your eyes, Jackie!
I'm your imaginary friend
'cuz the remnants of your mind show no sanity is left
I'm the sound inside your head, this clown has no weakness
To this Blue Man Group sleep paralysis demon!
How'd you get so iconic there, buster?
Could it be because of Mr. CreepyPasta? I wonder...
Or maybe your blank slate of a character's what they wanna see
A cookie cutter carbon copy Jeff the Killer wannabe!
That cult did you good, bud. You cut out all your fake friends
Built yourself a name along killer teens with the same trends
But I'll make this painless, a quick death for this blind freak
You can treat this battle like a liver: FUCKING BITE ME!
[Verse 3: Eyeless Jack (Spadical)]
Nice go, monochrome, but I'm leavin' ya folded now
I'm glad I don't got any eyes, 'cuz you'd probably poke 'em out
Like look at that thing, that nose is gigantic
That part has schnoz's the only thing causing panic
Stuck In Isolation after Isaac's leave
You put an "I" in creepypasta, ICP!
So can it with that snuff shit 'cause I can't even pick between
You or your creator on which one of you's the biggest creep
[Verse 4: Laughing Jack (Luke Reardon)]
(Huhu!) Think your shots could be lethal?
(Hahaha!) This worm couldn't stomp out a beetle
Make like your brother, leave while you can
Or get squashed like a spider, POP GOES THE WEASEL!
I've heard you're surgical with cuts, here's a personal murder, bud
Tear out organs, internals, guts, 'til all you do is gurgle blood
Fill your body with insects and after it goes silent, black
This smile's the only thing you'll remember, Eyeless Jack
[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Rap Battle
Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack was written by Rabi & Fightmarker & Snakebite126.
Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack was produced by Rabi.
Rabi released Eyeless Jack vs Laughing Jack on Tue Oct 31 2023.