Exquisite Corpse

I just discovered that I died last night
I'm not too crazy about the whole idea
I can't remember being dead before
It's gonna take some getting used to
Don't wanna float, don't wanna walk around
Don't wanna mingle with intangibles
I want to be held in the arms of one I love
I promise I'll eat my fruits and vegetables

Did I neglect to tell you I'll be here for you?
There's no place to go, so what else can I do?
Please, just remember, to bring a videocassette
They have not discovered how to make one of you yet

How well I can remember all that we have said or done
The cosmos tends to stick inside your [?]
I haven't yet decided if I'm in Heaven or in Hell
The price is just about the same; I guess it's just as well
How faintly I can hear you callin' out my name
Your [?] is so suavé in your own way
If I could turn around and head on back your way
I would, but there's no way, José, at least not today

I wish that I could see you standing here before me
It would not be long that I would soon be after you
But, of course, it would then mean that you would kick off before me
In which case, I'd be off to [?]

And so do you my love I [?] fond of you
This whole thing's not too swift, but I guess that's tough
The moral to the story is not to die if you don't have to
But people are so stupid; they never take my advice
It's starting to get hot out here; I hope that's not a sign
And with my usual luck I have no freedom
But, please, let me avoid all of these technical terms
As we only have a few precious moments left

I'm so glad to have known you, if only for a while
I'm sorry to pull the crazy stunt like this
Please remember to bring the charge card when you die
Out here, you're as good as dead without money