Exposure

[Intro: Laura Lux & Bear}
Hello?
Hey, this is, uh, Bear, calling from Xerox. We have a new fax machine we really wanna appeal to a younger audience. Um, wondering if you would be interested in doing some modeling for us
Uh, how do you see this working exactly?
I don't know. Maybe just stand next to it and take some photos
Okay, well, um, I can send you my rates of you're interested
Uh, we don't really have budget for that, but it would be great exposure
Right
Can we pay you in dick picks?

Um

Right

{Bridge]
Yes?
Hey, uh, me again. So I managed to look around the supply room. Uh, we can offer you a mouse pad or a VCR
Right
Uh, I mean the VCR has a copy of Jumanji stuck in it, but uh, I think it still works
Is this a fucking joke?
Alright, you're driving a hard bargain. Uh, how about the mouse pad and the VCR?
Can we pay you in dick picks?

Right

Um

Is this a fucking joke?