Examiner 12

Well, he works, yeah, he's got a job
He's the happiest man in the company
And he lives just across the street from me
But he spends most of his time down at the factory, because

He is examiner twelve on the production line
He is examiner twelve
He is examiner twelve on the production line
He is examiner twelve

Well, he owns a big black car
And he doesn't let it out at all
And it sleeps in a cage under his house
And he revs it up when he's feelin' animal!

He is examiner twelve on the production line
He is examiner twelve
He is examiner twelve on the production line
He is examiner twelve

Well, he caught me in my backyard
He was leaning over his fence
He trapped me in my very own backyard
And he said, "Come right over here, Glenn"
And he lowered his voice
And I lowered my head
And this is what he said
"You choose a right, you choose a wrong
You choose a right, you choose a wrong
You choose a right, you choose a wrong
You choose a right, you choose a wrong
You choose a right, you choose a wrong
You choose a right, you choose a wro-hoh-hong!"

He is examiner twelve on the production line
He is examiner twelve
He is examiner twelve on the production line
He is examiner twelve, hoo-hooah!