Ex-Lovers Lover (Live Version)

[Intro]
Don't you hate it when you're walking down the street, and you see your ex-lover, and they're with their new lover, and their new lover's ass is smaller then yours
I-I hate that
Don't you hate people who-
Well don't you just hate people
*Audience applauding*

[Verse 1]
Three heavy stones
Will keep it from floating
Weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes
And I know that it won't be discovered
'Cause I will be careful so very careful
What if it doesn't rain for days?
Then the river is reduced to its muddy bed
With the corpse exposed, I would work in haste
And I might bury the bones in a shallow grave
And the rain comes and moves rocks and stones
Washes away all the dirt and the mud flows
Bones are exposed and well you know how that goes

[Chorus]
I wait for the day when I finally defile
The bodies of my ex lover's lovers
I'll pile high to the sky
The bodies of my ex lover's lovers
Die, die, die-die-die-die
Die-die-die-die-die-die-die
Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die
Die-die-die-die-die
Watch them die

[Interlude]
You guys like drinking?
I like drinking
*Audience applauding*
Do you like drinking songs?
*Audience applauding*
How about drinking games?
*Audience applauding*
This is a drinking game I like to play
It's called "The Ex-Lovers Lover drinking game"
*Audience applauding*
And this is how it works
Everytime I say "die" in this song
*Audience applauding*
Take a nice, big swig

[Verse 2]
I saw you with him
You looked so happy
All of that can change
'Cause I am so lonely
And I have so much time to send you straight to the devil
I'm taking my time to plan your demise
What if I were to cut you up
And mail each part to a different town
It would take the most brilliant private eye
The rest of his life just to put you together
A piece in each mailbox all over the planet
From Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara

[Interlude]
Ready?
*Audience applauding*

[Chorus]
Die
Die
Die
Some sloppy drinkers
Die-die-die
Die-die-die-die-die-die-die
Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die
Die-die-die-die-die-die-die
Watch them die

[Verse 3]
I saw you with him
You looked so happy
That will never change because I know myself too well
I don't have the courage to carry out my dreams
And only there will I see them
Die, die, die-die-die-die
Die-die-die-die-die-die-die
Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die
Die-die-die-die-die
Watch them die, die-die, die-die-die-die, die-die-die
Watch them die, die, die-die-die-die, die-die-die-die
Watch them die

[Outro]
*Audience applauding*