[Dick Lucas]
This one's for all the animals who were tortured! to death
Legally tortured to death for your uh, your hairspray, and your soap, and your fucking deodorant
Nothing wrong with hairspray, soap, and deodorant
I-I've tried all of them once
But instead of using the ones that are tested on animals
Use the ones that have NOT! been tested on animals
They're not so easy to find, but they're worth it in the price of your conscience
Out in the garden there's a little white rabbit
Likе Revlon torture for your clean littlе habits
You wash your hair to keep it clean
You get to wonder why Vosenest's green
Forget about the silent animal screams!
Out in the garden there's a little white dog
Shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog
But it's tried and tested so you won't go blind
Animals killed for the good of mankind
For your shining hair so many have died
Out in the garden there's a little white cat
And you're catching cancer as you smoke that fag
"When will they find the cure?" you choke
When enough cats have died of smoke?
They say that animals go for the throat!
And the monkeys in the zoo they look so tame
In the name of science they removed their brains
To think that man evolved from this beast
Civilised savages down from the trees
The animals who run these laboratories
And all they do is stare [?]!
Thank you!