EVIL BOYFRIEND

MET A GIRL LATE LAST NIGHT, OUR CONVERSATION SMOOTH CAUSE OUR INTEREST COLLIDE
BUT THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING OH MAN IT DID HURT
SOMETHING THAT MADE THE MAGIC DISPERSE
(WHAT DID SHE SAY?)
SHE SAID SHE HAS A LOVER, JUST MOVED IN FROM HELL
HE'S COVERED IN SCALES BUT I DON'T THINK SHE CAN TELL
OH NO IT'S HAPPEN AGAIN
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE AN EVIL BOYFRIEND?

WISH I COULD TAKE HER OUT TONIGHT, WE'D DANCE UNDER THE STARLIGHT
OH WE WOULD BE SO FINE, IF I WAS HERS AND HERS MINE
BUT THEY ALWAYS HAVE AN EVIL BOYFRIEND

AND HE DON'T GIVE HER COMPLIMENTS HE JUST BREATHS FIRE
BUT BLESS HER LITTLE HEART IT STILL ATMDIRES
MAYBE SHE'S NOT BETTER?
HOW THE HECK CAN I TELL?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE AN ALBUM OF LOVE SONGS
BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH LOVE SO THAT'S THE PRICE TAG TORN

WISH I COULD TAKE SOMEONE OUT TONIGHT, WE'D DANCE UNDER THE STARLIGHT
OH WE WOULD BE SO FINE, IF I WAS HERS AND HERS MINE
BUT THEY ALWAYS HAVE AN EVIL BOYFRIEND

AND THERE'S NO USE IN ASKING ANGELS FOR NUMBERS
WITH THE CHEEKY DEVIL HANGING OVER THEIR SHOULDERS
AND THERE'S NO USE IN ASKING ANGELS FOR NUMBERS
WITH THE CHEEKY DEVIL HANGING OVER THEIR SHOULDERS