Everything’s O.K. on the LBJ

[Intro]
Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!

[Verse I]
There's a ranch out in Texas where white-faced cattle roam
Where the Boston man give orders to his foreman on the phone
When the boss calls from Washington, you hear the foreman say
"Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!"

[Verse II]
All the fences have been mended, though the weather has been hot
The cattle have been branded with that famous "you-know-what."
And that old goat with the whiskers, we shaved him the other day
"Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!"

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse III]
Nesting right outside the window in that old creek with the pop
Is a bird with pretty feathers and her singing never stops
She's a Lady Bird and I know when you see her, you will say
"Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!"

[Verse IV]
All the cowboys set say "Howdy-do!" you next time that you call
They've even have a picture of you on the buckhouse wall
They're all up and in the saddle now, but about 12 o' clock each day
"Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!"

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse V]
Down the road there came some people, so I thought I'd take a chance
And I let them mow right in just to browse around the ranch
Though somebody took the bird bath, it was only in the way
"Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!"

[Verse VI]
Oh, the Johnson grass is growin', so I'm gonna mow it down
Rake it up and bale it out and walk into town
I've been offered $40 for a bale and done it hey!
"Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!"

[Outro]
Everything's O.K. on the LBJ!