Everything’s for Sale

[Verse 1]
Your integrity
And your dignity
Don't give it away
If someone will pay

[Chorus 1]
Own your honor
Everything’s for sale

[Verse 2]
Your defeat
And victory for the other team
When you throw the game

Maps and directions
The promise of protection
Guns and religion

[Verse 3]
Eroding seaside lots in hurricane states
Admission to the Ivy League
And very white teeth

Commemorative coins and privacy
Government positions and pretty babies

[Chorus 2]
No exceptions
Everything's on sale

[Verse 4]
Trophy wives and dog meat
And fake IDs

Hugs and kisses
And highly sensitive information

[Bridge]
Executive producer credit and ivory
Freedom and organs and multiple spins
Narcan, spray paint, bath salts, meth
Opioids, steroids and weed

[Verse 5]
Bulletproof phone booths
And flower delivery and altered DNA

Self-cleaning ovens
Conversion therapy
Rabbit ears and feet

[Outro]
Lip injections and airstreams
Original ideas and stolen jewelry

Pesticides and a private jet for
The preacher praying for it on TV

Scheduled C-sections
And bottle service
And loyalty

Future trips to outer space
And better ratings, edible pants
And a wall full of leaves