Everything’s Bigger in Texas

[Verse 1]
Forktail sittin' in a live oak tree
I come all the way to Texas, he won't sing for me
Sits there scoldin', has it in for me
Too much Corona you get lime disease

[Chorus]
Everything's bigger in Texas
It's known the whole world over
Everything's bigger in Texas
Includin' this dang hangover

[Verse 2]
The biggest damn storm swept me off my feet
Or was it the señoritas?
The biggest blue moon, the biggest bazooms
Did I mention the blue margaritas?

[Chorus]
Everything's bigger in Texas
It's known the whole world over
Everything's bigger in Texas
Includin' this dang hangover

[Verse 3]
What's the star to the left of the moon I see?
Did I mention I was pleased to meetcha?
It's God's own cocktail barb-ba-kee
Did you try those blue margaritas?

[Bridge]
There used to be a bridge to this song
It got washed away in the deluge
Two by two, just me and you
Just seeking for some refuge
But Texas songs go on too long
'Til the tears well up in a flood
And drink that strong, and up 'til dawn
And dust turns into mud

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
It never fails that things get stale
And the soft gets hard and the hard get soft
Heads or tails, it's the end of the trail
And the true stay blue and the lost stay lost

[Chorus]
Everything's bigger in Texas
It's known the whole world over
Everything's bigger in Texas
Includin' this dang hangover
Includin' this well hungover
Uh, did I mention the blue margaritas?