Everything is Sexist

[Chorus]
Everything is sexist
Everything's offensive to people like me
Let's go through the checklist
It's all misogyny

[Verse 1]
Everything is sexist
When you crave attention
It doesn't matter how absurd or desperate
Forget about merit

[Pre-Chorus]
We're oppressed everyday
What you say?
It's all white supremacy

[Chorus]
Everything is sexist
Everything's a gender conspiracy
Everything is sexist
It's the patriarchy

[Interlude]

[Verse 2]
Everything's offensive
When you're not objective
Forget about meritocracy or ethics
I won't accept it

[Chorus]
'cuz everything is sexist
Everything's a part of the patriarchy
Everything is sexist
It's all misogyny

[Interlude]
Everything is sexist, everybody knows (*6)
That everything is sexist