Everything Happens to Me

[Verse 1]
I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
Guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains
Everything happens to me

[Verse 2]
I've never missed a thing, I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
Guess I'm just a gal who never looks before she jumps
Everything happens to me

[Bridge]
At first I thought that you could break the jinx for me
That love would turn the trick to end despair
But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

[Verse 3]
I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too
Your answer was goodbye, and there was even postage due
I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
Everything happens to me

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
I've telegraphed and phoned, sent an air mail special too
Your answer was goodbye, and there was even postage due
I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
Everything happens to me

[Outro]
I fell in love just once and then it had to be with you
Oh, Everything happens to me