Everyone’s a Rapper Now

A June! J Beat!

Neckbreakerz!

You already know who it is!

(Verse 1)

It's the return of the non-alcoholic, non-druggie type, dope-fiend
That'll make your nightmares come true, but no dreams
Young rappers have 'beef', they get 'chicken' like 'poultry'
Having 'meat' on their bones don't mean they're 'proteins' (pro teens)
In Hip Hop among OGs or even holy
Legendary iconic figures that invoked steam
Like bulls seeing novilleros in rеd coat gleam
Y'all jump over cliffs, but that's wherе I don't leap (stupid!)
No alumni from Oxford in England could contradistinguish
Rhyme thoughts from this genius being at their optimum zenith (you're weakened!)
This voluble demon punctures duodenal regions
In secret like fifth columnist legions stoppin' emcees from
Exerting obvious weakness (you're beaten!)
Don't take your problems
Out on me & everyone else like irresponsible drinkers
All you Facebook poets need to jet; you all just 'diss each other on the web'
That's why I call it the 'Ethernet' (Nas biters!)

(Hook)

Everyone's a rapper now, nothing but a class of clowns
Acting like they're pit bulls, they're not even the cat's meow
Do they rep Hip Hop??? (No!) Not even half an ounce
A bunch of nobodies claiming they make classic sounds
If this genre had half the clouded vision that I see
Opened up, we still wouldn't be where we wanna be
So it's tough, emceeing seems like it's being
Broken up by free speech people that know they suck

(Verse 2)

You couldn't get any 'buzz' (Buzz) if you were 'Andy's favorite toy'
If you support the life of Marcanum X, make some noise! (Crowd cheers)
I engage, deploy while you evade, avoid
My blades of poison, rap's Leonard H. McCoy
Son of David like the majestic King Solomon
Bringing problems in for rappers quoting Iron Sheik's omnibus
We need not discuss my speech-thought cognizance
I'd rather talk about your rhyme scheme typed on 'Papa Doc'uments (choke artist!)
You're like game companies, 'you be soft' (Ubisoft)
And your flow's (Flo) like the 'Progressive woman', 'losing costs'
Even a wealthy, poor guy who can't see w/ four eyes
Can see ('C') better than 'letters' in words like "chloride"
And you combined (What now?!), I'll take you on a floor ride (fluoride)
Like Kevin slidin' down his stairs, spitting water toxins that scorch, splice
Torch, ice every organism spore's lives
Your style's like your 'mean' emotions, you weren't born 'nice'

(Hook)

(Verse 3)

Oh silly me, why would I 'run across a busy street'
Like Eddie Murphy did in Bowfinger? It's a risky thing
I toss my ill CD in passing cars, they start listening
Getting their 'Harry 'Potter'' on, smoking 'Gillyweed' (What?)
You can't really be 'refined' through 'Chernobyl'
That's like 'dirty' women tryin' to get 'clean' w/ 'Virgin Mobile'
I'm the Fukushima Daiishi spill mixed in w/ righteous will
W/ cross-genetic boss phoentics inspired by 90s skill (Word life!)
My incline reveals when I'm climbing hills
The 'truth' comes out of people's mouths that they 'lie & steal'
'I don't get no respect' walking through a 'danger field' (Dangerfield)
Full of snake artists, land mines & shiesty label deals (Move on!)
Call in your troops, I'll just 'colonoscopy'
Make you 'stick it where the sun don't shine' for mockin' me
The first & last letter in Marcanum makes me M&M (Eminem)
You 'riddlers' (The Riddler) in rap ain't even skilled enough to 'question' it!

(Hook 2x’s)