Everyone Is a Bad Friend

[Verse 1]
Everyone I meet talks to me in names
Reading off a list, reading off the blame
Everyone I meet talks to me in names
But I never give them mine
Everyone I meet takes me on a date
Pays for all the food, pays for their mistakes
Everyone I meet takes me on a date
But I never take them home
Everyone I meet gives me great advice
Always prints it out, always smells real nice
Everyone I meet gives me great advice
But I never give them mine
Everyone I meet, I think is gonna die
So we shake our hands and say our goodbyes
Everyone I meet, I think is gonna die
But I'll never know for sure

[Verse 2]
So you think you're good at goodbyes?
Well I haven't seen a friend of mine in miles
So you think you're good at denial?
Got a knife in my back, but all you see is my smile
I'm a bad friend, I'm a bad friend
That's what they say, that's what they say
I'm a bad friend, I'm a bad friend
That's what they say, that's what they say
I'm a bad friend, well look who's counting
Yeah! Ooh!
Yeah! Ooh!
Yeah! Ooh!
Yeah! Ooh!
So I think you're good at goodbyes