Everyday’s A Holiday

[Intro]
(coughing)
*oh shit*
A lot of people ask me what my life is like
What I do everyday
So I wrote a song about it
Here it goes!
(yo Joel, turn me up in my headphones!)

[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning around 9 o'clock
Had some shit to do, but I forgot
So I rolled a blunt
Smoked it in my love seat
Bought it with my medicard
Thank god for the pharmacy
Logged onto the internet
Hoping shit picks up for me
Holla at my nigga Green luckily he fucks with me
But he on tour now somewhere out in India
And I'm learning the difference between sativa and indica

[Hook]
And this is the beginning of my everyday
Everyday's a holiday at least thats what I always say
Ok, ok
Alright, alright
And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight

[Verse 2]
I could've swore there was shit I had to do
I remembered at two in the afternoon
Should've got it done at 12
Put it on the shelf
Oh well procrastinator
Probably make a crappy waiter
So later for that bullshit im on my grizzy
Feeling mad official cause the bloggers start to diss me
And its a tricky thing cause if their dissining that means their listening
It takes conditioning by growing thicker skin
Voila
You see I'm exhausted by this shit its a difference of opinion
Am I awesome or the shit
In my head I'm walking around like I'm as awesome as it gets
And everyone knows it too but they won't acknowledge it
So if you're having girl problems stop pouting
I got 99 of them bitches, say fuck it, and stop counting
And I'll have more people counting as the day go, hopefully
Good girls go to heaven, bad bitches roll with me

[Hook](x4)
And this is the beginning of my everyday
Everyday's a holiday at least that's what I always say
Ok, ok
Alright, alright
And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight