Everyday French

May I take a nap in your nose?
I have not showered in thirty-six days
Monkeys are tickling my tummy
I have not showered in thirty-six days
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere
I have not showered in thirty-six days
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Let go of my grandmothers mustache!

Monkeys are tickling my tummy
Kiss me under the bologna tree
May I take a nap in your nose?
Kiss me under the bologna tree
Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!
Kiss me under the bologna tree
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
I have not showered in thirty-six
Days

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—
Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—
Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—
Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—
Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—
Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—
Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—

May I take a nap in your nose?
I have not showered in thirty-six days
Monkeys are tickling my tummy
I have not showered in thirty-six days
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere
I have not showered in thirty-six days
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Let go of my grandmothers mustache!

Monkeys are tickling my tummy
Kiss me under the bologna tree
May I take a nap in your nose?
Kiss me under the bologna tree
Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!
K-K-K-Kiss me under the bologna tree
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
I have not showered in thirty-six days

I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days

Kiss me under the bologna tree
Kiss me under the bologna tree
Kiss me under the bologna tree
Kiss me under the bologna tree
Monkeys are tickling my tummy
Monkeys are tickling my tummy
Monkeys are tickling my tummy
Monkeys are tickling my tummy
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere

I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days

I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days
I have not showered in thirty-six days

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