[Verse 1]
There's not much fuzz on an apple
Very little hair on a grape
It's only the lack of a beard on a peach
That keeps it from being an ape
[Chorus]
Oh, one more time around Piccadilly Circus
Driver, follow that bus
It's a shame the way the rich folks work us
Everybody's rich but us
[Verse 2]
I bought my doggie a muzzle
So he wouldn't bite the man with the mail
But there was the mailman dead on the walk
He'd killed him with his tail
[Chorus]
Oh, one more time around Gooseberry Junction
Driver, follow that bus
It's rather hard for us to function
Everybody's rich but us
[Verse 3]
I gave my son a pep talk
About the birds and the bees
He understood so quickly
He took off with a breeze
First, he chased a chipmunk
Then he chased a bird
Now, he's married to a bumblebee
Heh, that is absurd
[Chorus]
Oh, one more time around Buckingham Palace
Driver, follow that bus
There's a blister growin' on my callus
Everybody's rich but us
[Verse 4]
My brother had a haircut
Done with pinking shears
He looks just like a Beatle
With rather fancy ears
[Chorus]
Oh, one more time around Piccadilly Circus
Driver, follow that bus
It's a shame the way the rich folks work us
Everybody's rich but us
[Outro]
Yes, Everybody's rich
Everybody's rich
Everybody's rich but us
Oh, yeah
Everybody’s Rich But Us was written by Glenn Yarbrough.
Everybody’s Rich But Us was produced by Neely Plumb.