Everybody’s Friend

He left today
He said for me to call you
You said, "Come over right away"
Demanded
"Don't you take all day
Because I've been waiting for you
I hope that you don't mind
I'm lookin' like a Valentine

We can be so discreet
When the act is black you'll remember me
We can be so discreet
Living fiction
With me
You'll be
Fiction"

I spoke his name
You asked me, "Do I bore you?"
"Twice as much as an earthquake"
I explained
"Just unlock your hands
And I will place them for you" (for you)
You promised, "You'll be fine
I've done this more than a thousand times

We can be so discreet
When the act is black you'll remember me
We can be so discreet
Living fiction
No one would ever dream
With the lights up high that you'd choke my scream
We can be so discreet
Living fiction"

I
I should leave here all alone
I
I should leave here all alone
I
I should leave here all alone

We can be so discreet
When the act is black you'll remember me
We can be so discreet
Living fiction
No one would ever dream
With the lights up high that you'd choke my scream
We can be so discreet
Living fiction, fiction

We can be so discreet
When the act is black you'll remember me
We can be so discreet
Living fiction, fiction
No one would ever dream
With the lights up high that you'd choke my scream
We can be so discreet
Living fiction, fiction

We can be so discreet
When the act is black you'll remember me
We can be so discreet
Living fiction
Fiction