Everybody’s Crazy in New York

Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York, in New York, in New York, in New, yeah yeah yeah

Met an old lady walkin' down the street
Wearin' hats on her feet
She looked at me and I looked at her
Neither one of us had to say a word
Cuz we know that

Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah

OK, so you're tryin' to take 10 people to brunch at Cafeteria at 12 o'clock on a Sunday with no reservation? You're crazy

I heard a young man mutter to himself
"You better put that jam back on the shelf!"
Now it coulda been him or it coulda been me
But there was no jam that I could see
That's how I know that

Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah

Now this right here is a rap section
Where a silly little weirdo gets to have fun
Cuz don't nobody take me seriously
So I get to say just what I want you see
I’m keepin’ it real for my people in west midtown
Manhattan, Staten, Queens, Brooklyn and the Boogie Down
I represent 100-1-9
Shout out to all my people who be outta they mind

One New Yorker shot somebody
For talkin' too loud during a movie
Now we may be liberal and anti-gun
But it doesn't mean we don't know how to use one
So watch out cuz

Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah

And if you wanna know who's the craziest one
All ya gotta do is ask where I'm from
I may not look that bad, it's true
But I'm from New York and I'm crazy too
That's why I like that

Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York
In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah

Everybody's crazy crazy crazy
Everybody's crazy in New York
Everybody everybody's crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy, yeah yeah yeah