Everybody’s At The Bar Without Me (Rock & Roll Jamboree Version)

[KATRINA, spoken]
Can I have more music?

[KATRINA]
Ten PM, baby's alone
So baby puts a finger in the hole on the rotary phone
And dials a number, then another number
You've reached whoever, she's not around
Leave a message at that horrifying sound
So I dial up a number, then another number

It really ain't no
Really ain't no
Really ain't no
Really ain't no big thing
No, it don't matter at all

It ain't really ain't no
Really ain't no
Really ain't no
Really ain't no big thing
No, I don't care if they call

I'll just roll up some smoke
Put turn on the TV
Since it's very clear to see that
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me

Whatever, I don't need ‘em
I'll just have fun by myself
Gonna take my shoes off
And my whiskey from the shelf
And have a good time
Gonna have a good time

Maybe the phone-line's down
The internet's whack
Maybe everybody's out of town
That's why they're not calling back

But I really don't care
Really don't care
Really don't care
Really don't care at all
That it's 11 PM

And it's really not fair
Really not fair
Really not fair
Really not fair at all
I never do this to them

Oh, I love everybody
I'm as weak as can be
But baby I can guarantee that

[ALL]
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me

[KATRINA]
Instead of lying here
And drowning in my desperation
Boohoo, boohoo!
I'm gonna get my shit and split
Escape from my frustration
Boohoo, woohoo!

Yeah I can find my own fun hon
Without no hesitation
I go where I want to
I don't need no fuckin' invitation
No, no

12 AM, the bar's real loud
Haven't spoken to anybody yet
‘Cause it's not my crowd
It's just a bunch of losers
And who'd wanna talk to losers

And it's really no so
Really not so
Really not so
Really not so drag-ass
There's other Saturday nights

And I see myself in
See myself in
See myself in
See myself in my glass
Somebody lower the lights

Guess I'll go back to my place
Wonder how it can be
That everybody's nice to my face
But nobody wants to face me
And it's a goddamn disgrace
And it's just my reality
Somebody tell me honestly why

[ALL]
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me
Everybody's at the bar without me