EVERYBODY POOPS

[Verse 1]
When I say to grab the plunger
You better do it right then
Cause it's all rushing back up
And I need something to hold it down
Probably a leak in the sewer
Had caused all this poop to rush up the toilet
I know I’m gonna sue
I just don't know when

[Chorus]
Everybody poops, think about how many turds are in the sewer
Everybody poops, think about how many turds are in the sewer
Millions, billions
Oh, I don't even know
But I know that everybody poops so there’s got to be a lot

[Verse 2]
My house is filled with stranger's turds
Like an eruption out the toilet
I pay my taxes, and yet this happens
The mayor's gonna get recalled
Just because of the poop incident
I know the city's doing well
But I guess they need some better sewage pipes

[Chorus]
Everybody poops, think about how many turds are in the sewer
Everybody poops, think about how many turds are in the sewer
Millions, billions
Oh, I don't even know
But I know that everybody poops so there's got to be a lot

[Chorus]
Everybody poops, think about how many turds are in the sewer
Everybody poops, think about how many turds are in the sewer
Millions, billions
Oh, I don't even know
But I know that everybody poops so there's got to be a lot
Oh, oh
Everybody poops, oh, oh, oh