Everybody Loves Me

I woke up in a dream and read the paper today
I'm on the front page and there I'm gonna stay
They love my movie, they love my CD too
This is the good life, but don't you wish I was you

I never worry
No, I got it all figured out
I'm gonna make 'em scream
I'm gonna make 'em shout
I'll be a legend
Yes, I will just wait and see
You must remember
Everybody loves me

(Everybody loves me)

The red carpet is where I walk and rule
I like the paparazzi 'cause they're my favorite tool
They take my picture
You'll see it at the grocery store
That's okay, it's just more of me for you to adore

I never worry
No, I got it all figured out
I'm gonna make 'em scream
I'm gonna make 'em shout
I'll be a legend
Yes, I will just wait and see
You must remember
Everybody loves me

Where's my reality
I wish I knew
I plead insanity
I have no clue
Botox immediately

Another morning I just got a brand-new script
Maybe I'll read it later or wipe my butt with it
It might be time to leave and start a brand-new life
And get a real job
Nah

I never worry
No, I got it all figured out
I'm gonna make 'em scream
I'm gonna make 'em shout
I'll be a legend
Yes, I will just wait and see
You must remember
Everybody loves me

Everybody loves me
Everybody loves me
Everybody loves me