Everybody Does It

[Verse 1]
Say hello, say-say goodbye
It's time to go to live or die
Left, right, left, now you're doing fine
Step right up and join the line
Your lucky day, hip hip hooray!
So leave your brain and walk this way

[Chorus]
Everybody does it, everybody does it
Everybody march, everybody does it
Everybody march, left, right, left!
You're doing fine, take yourself a number
Step right up and join the line
Pick your bridge, pick your bridge
Pick your bridge and go, wait, look out below!
You better look before you leap
If everybody does it, better look before you leap

[Verse 2]
Jump, jump, jump, it's up to you
But don't look down, the joke's on you
The big, big show, anything goes
But the emperor, he has no clothes
No, no clothes but you can try
Keep flapping those arms but you can't fly

[Chorus]
Everybody does it, everybody does it
Everybody march, everybody does it
Everybody march, left, right, left!
You're doing fine, take yourself a number
Step right up and join the line
Pick your bridge, pick your bridge
Pick your bridge and go, wait, look out below!
You better look before you leap
If everybody does it, better look before you leap

[Bridge]
Here lies Tim, jumped off a bridge, and he is dead
Jumped to swim right off that bridge and died instead
Never thought, he only jumped cause others did
Couldn't swim, so here lies Tim, a stupid kid

[Verse 3]
That's what it is, that's what it was
No, nothing changes, it never does
You gonna go? It's yes or no
So say goodbye, say-say hello
The end is here, fork in the road
Make your choice, see you next episode!

[Chorus]
Everybody
Everybody march, everybody does it
Everybody march, left, right, left!
You're doing fine, take yourself a number
Step right up and join the line
Pick your bridge, pick your bridge
Left, right, left, come on
(Pick your bridge) Pick your bridge, (Pick your bridge) Pick your bridge
Pick your bridge and go, wait, look out below!
You better look before you leap
If everybody does it, better look before you leap