Every Day Is Saturday

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I don't have to leave this room
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
Have a smoke and watch cartoons
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I've got no place to be
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
'Cept the penitentiary

I'm stuck behind these bars for twenty-five to life
For robbing a liquor store and bumping off my wife

You don't have to feel sorry for me
That would never do
Sittin' 'round here's never lonely
'Cause all my friends are in here, too
And we're saving a spot for you

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I don't have to leave this room
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
Have a smoke and watch cartoons
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I've got no place to be
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
'Cept the penitentiary

Wednesday's visitation day
But you're never here
Don't wanna see me?
It's okay, I don't miss you like the beer

You don't have to feel sorry for me
That would never do
Sittin' 'round here's never lonely
'Cause all my friends are in here, too
And we're saving a spot for you

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I don't have to leave this room
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
Have a smoke and watch cartoons
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
I've got no place to be
Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
'Cept the penitentiary

Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time
(Yeah yeah yeah)...