Ever See a Diver Kiss His Wife While the Bubbles Bounce About Above the Water?

[Intro: Shirley Ellis, Uncredited Singer]
Ever in your life see a diver kiss his wife
While the bubbles bounce about above the water?
Come again?

[Verse 1: Shirley Ellis, Uncredited Singer]
Did you ever-eever-iver in your life-lee-low
See a diver-deever-devver kiss his wife we-whoa
Way beneath the ocean, in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water?
No, I've never-neever-niver in my life-lee-low
Seen no diver-deever-devver kiss no wife we-whoa
Way beneath no ocean, in no kingdom of no sea
While no bubbles bounce about above no water
Well, if you're lookin' while they're kissin', you'll recognize the sight
Of a diver-deever-devver that must be doin' somethin' right
Way beneath the ocean, in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water

[Verse 2: Shirley Ellis, Uncredited Singer]
Shirley, why do you say "ever-eever-iver" and "life-lee-low"
And "diver-deever-devver" and when you say "wife" you say "we-whoa?"
Why not say "ever-eever-iver" and "life-lee-low"
And "diver-deever-devver" and "wife we-whoa?"
Well, why are they kissin' 'neath the ocean, in what kingdom of the sea
And why are bubbles bouncin' 'bout above the water?
Well, beneath the ocean's private and the kingdom is the sea
And kissin' down there's gonna bounce up bubbles naturally

[Verse 3: Shirley Ellis, Uncredited Singer]
So when you see the bubbles bouncin' and you recognize the sight
Of a diver-deever-devver that must be doin' somethin' right
Way beneath the ocean, in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water
Did you ever-eever-iver in your life-lee-low
See a diver-deever-devver kiss his wife we-whoa
Way beneath the ocean, in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water?

[Outro: Shirley Ellis, Uncredited Singer]
And did you ever-eever-iver see a diver kiss his wife
While the bubbles bounce about above the water? (No, I've never seen-)
And did you ever-eever-iver see a diver-deever-devver (-a diver kiss his wife. No)
In your life lee-low kiss his wife we-whoa (No, not in my life, I've-)
Did you ever? (Never have I, but-)
And did you ever? (Never have I seen,)
No, I'm afraid I haven't seen a diver kiss his wife
Ever in your life see a diver kiss his wife (while the bubbles bounce about above the water)
While the bubbles bounce about above the water? (No, no, no)
Did you ever? (The bubbles bounce about above the water)
And did you ever? (They just don't seem to fit in[?])
And did you ever? (No, I've never)
No? Never? (Never. Never)
Did you ever?
Don't say "no, never." (Never)
Ever in your life see a diver kiss his wife
Did you eever-iver-ever in your life?
No