Eventually, I’m In Love (Friday I’m In Love)

[Verse 1]
You and I were meant to be
But this week's no good for me
Weekends are just so busy
But next week, I'm in love
Monday I toast to my health
Tuesday, go and fuck yourself
Oh, then I'm busy till the 12th
But Friday, I'm in love

[Chorus 1]
Saturday, no
Sunday is the Super Bowl
But Friday, I am good to go

[Verse 2]
Monday I go to the bar
Tuesday, I don't have my car
Oh, Wednesday, Thursday, still don't have my car
But Friday, I have my car again

[Verse 3]
I don't care your Monday's free
Tuesday, Wednesday, I'm asleep
Thursday, Scandal's on TV
It's Friday, I'm still catching up on Scandal

[Chorus 2]
Saturday, boo
And Sunday I'm not into you
But Friday, I'll see what I can do

[Bridge]
Oh, my week is so packed, it's an unfortunate fact
But they say that distance keeps the love intact
Maybe it would be fun if I was with you just once
On the last Friday of every month
This has nothing to do with the time I caught you
Dipping chips into pesto like it was fondue
It's just terrible luck, my whole month is plugged up
But Friday, hey, let's fuck