Even Winning Feels Bad

There's a song tonight that I don't want to sing
Seems like I'm complaining about something I've lost interest in
So I'll sing "bada ba, bada ba, ba bada ba"
Here we go again

There's a crowd tonight that I'm not going to please
Feels I'm desperately reaching for something that was there for like a day
It went away, now I've got nothing left to say
So I'm not gonna stay, going "Hey! Hey! Haha! Hey!"
Baby, I won't impress you no matter what

Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch
And would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch

There's a man tonight that I don't want to meet
Feels like I'm competing to be famous hoping one day I can be
On a list of d-rate celebrities
I think I would rather leave, I've got my bag over my sleeve
And my ticket out of town expires tonight

Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch
Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch

With everyone you'll ever meet
Continue being awkward in all social surroundings

Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch
Hey, would you like me if I stayed forever young?
Well it sucks, but no one does, get used to staying out of touch

I'm not feeling very young these days