Even Hampsters Fall in Love

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Welcome back, and in other news:
Recent scientific research has discovered that animals, originally thought to have primary or instinctive emotions, are in fact capable of more complex secondary emotions. This discovery proves what animal lovers have known all along: that animals can feel pride, sympathy, jealousy, and most importantly, can fall in love.​

[Intro]
Even Hampsters fall in love
Just as you expect them to
A heart's a heart no matter how small
The gift of love is there for all
(There for all, there for all)

[Bridge]
(Let's go!)
(Extraordinary, hehehehe!)
(Let's check it out now!)

[Chorus]
Even Hampsters fall in love
Just as you expect them to
A heart's a heart no matter how small
The gift of love is there for all

[Chorus]
Even Hampsters fall in love
Just as you expect them to
A heart's a heart no matter how small
The gift of love is there for all
(There for all, there for all)

[Verse]
Love is love, oh, love is love
Love is love, oh, love is love, is love, is love
Is love, is love, oh, love is love
When you're in, you cannot hide
It's hard to do 'cause you're excited
You're excited, you're excited
You're excited, you're excited, you're excited
You're excited, you're excited
You're excited, you're excited, you're excited, you're excited

[Pre-Chorus]
Doesn't matter where you are
However close, however far
It doesn't matter where you are
There's love on Earth, there's love on Mars

[Chorus]
Even Hampsters fall in love
Just as you expect them to
A heart's a heart no matter how small
The gift of love is there for all

[Chorus]
Even Hampsters fall in love
Just as you expect them to
A heart's a heart no matter how small
The gift of love is there for all
(There for all, there for all)

[Bridge]
(Let's check it out now!)
(Let's go!)
(W-w-woo!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Doesn't matter where you are
However close, however far
It doesn't matter where you are
There's love on Earth, there's love on Mars

[Chorus]
Even Hampsters fall in love
Just as you expect them to
A heart's a heart no matter how small (A heart's a heart)
The gift of love is there for all

[Outro]
Love is love (Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out now!)
Love is love, oh, love is love
When you're in, you can not hide
It's hard to do 'cause you're excited
Love is love (Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out now!)
Oh, love is love, is love, is love
Is love, is love, oh, love is love
It doesn't matter where you are
There's love on Earth, there's love on Mars