Escaping From the Declining Fall of the Roaming Umpire

(Spoken Word)
(Song: Do the Hun)

Attila was sitting on his hairy throne -
He's the Hun, he's number one
I said, "Come on, boys, let's hit the road to Rome" -
He's the Hun, he's number one
I say, "We'll rip us off some booty, then we'll come right back" -
Son of a Hun, what have we done?
Oh, come on hoard, let's sack!

Do the Hun - it's what the latest rage is
Do the Hun (come on, Hun!) - it's from the Middle Ages
No other dance can touch it, no other holds a candle
I learned it from a Visigoth who learned it from a Vandal

Do the Hun - it's what the latest rage is
Screw the Hun - he's in his middle ages
No other girl will touch him, they'd rather use a candle...