Eridan Ampora Vs. Edelgard von Hresvelg - Rap Battle!

Eridan Ampora:
This battle’s quite unfair, I must say
It’s society’s elite verse a girl who never took English classes
So when it comes to your child soldier sim, I’d gladly not play
I’m not Bernie Sanders, bitch. I’d never own Three Houses!

Edelgard von Hresvelg:
I know I’m not innocent when it comes to treason
But you went and maimed three of your friends for no reason
Class is in session Ampora, and I’m your lecturer
Step to my empire and I’ll show you why I’m called the Flame Emperor!
I’ve got a voice like Dorothea’s when I spit, while you’re hissing out a prissy rich kid’s fit
This isn’t a mock fight, I’ll torch a bitch. This prick’s about to be hit (yuh)
Brandishing raps, sharp like my axe, and I’ll never hold back ‘till
You forfeit and swallow this loss like you did with the black pill
Best swim away from this fight, for you it’s not worthwhile
Any Eridan who thinks he’s swag is gonna be made homeless
I’m sick of this Percy Jackson and Harry Potter lovechild
Your incestous ass can go back to filling pails with Cronus

Eridan Ampora:
Do I look like I give a shit? You’re a fashy fuck with more kills than Jack
Call me an incel all you want, but you’ve got Hubert watching your back
I’m an unmatched marksman, screw Claude. You better not get in my crosshairs
Or else you’ll hear a click and a BOOM! Now your head’s not there
With the way you deviously betrayed Garreg Mach’s undying loyalty
It’s easy to say that even the Condesce is better royalty
And *yes*, I tried to kill my friends but they still see me through and through
While all of yours went and got together just so they could murder you