Equidity Funk

[Intro]
A-one two
A-one two
A-one two
A-one two
A-one two
A-one two

[Verse 1]
Fly ladies, fly guy
You got the def trio and we're ready to reveal
The finesse of the best to the young females
When you rock it down, make it glad
A beat so bad you wish you had
The rhymes of Freestyle, Fly Guy, Mike B
And my mellow Jay Rob
We're bad, we're rough
We're gonna rock you down 'til you had enough
You see we're equally funky under natural condition
We're the bad MCs with the funky musicians

[Verse 2: Freestyle]
Freestyle here, I'm here to freak
And to the beat, I'ma sound so viciously
You see MCs all about the rap all day
If you know what I mean then you're here to stay
I don't speak no evil, just rap my mind
I'm the vicious MC with the serious jive
I'm the disco singer on the one
I'll make you dance, make you shout, make you have a lot of fun
Just believe in me, I'm the man with class
I'm the man with soul, I'm the man with that pizzazz
I'm the man who possess about to give finesse
Funk you up to rock the best
I got the nasty fame, make your mommy know
Climbing up, up, up, never down below
I'm the musical charmer, the soul funk babe
I kid you not, don't make it fade
Here's the MCs that's on the rise
Magical Jay Rob make it all come alive

[Verse 3: Jay Rob]
Say hold on tight 'cause the Mistafide is on the mic
And when you wake up in the morning from a beautiful day
Listen to the sound and you know what it means
It's the serious sound, one of three best joints
To rock you down 'til you get my point
So get back y'all, I get back as I fill up wheeling, dealing in my new Cadillac
I just went through a mile, then I started to smile
Bust out y'all with my vicious stuff
Make you dance, make you rock
Make you bounce, make you skate
Like a funky Nixon and a Watergate
Yes, upset like a mad, bad split
Dancing to the music I'll [?]
That you won't dare exit while I'm on the mic
'Cause clientele and party delight
The Mistafide, devastating, funkatized, hold on tight
The king, the funk machine
Yes, yes, y'all
The king of clubs, the magic man who rocks the club
All the other MCs in the land
The Mistafide magicians with the upper hand
The true loud shocker with a lot of fun
This the secret to serious fun
You see, my name is Jay Rob and I want to rock
I've got the devastating raps, so you're in luck
Dig in, jam it back, don't mean to brag
'Cause my name is Jay Rob and I ain't no slag
So beware of the sound that's in the air
'Cause the way I rock I just don't care
But before I rock that mean, don't stop
To the sound that's 'round and sho' 'nuff down
So you clap your hands, then you stomp your feet
Then you freak it to the sound of the Shake and Bakin' beat

[Verse 4: Shake and Bake]
When you're jammin' the jam, a mathematical scene
You got to calculate the price to buy what you got to
Do what you do you do that'll make you move
Rock on y'all, don't stop
My name is Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay
And when I rock on the mic 'til the break of day
'Cause when you rock it down, you gotta have some class
'Cause you can't go to parties, they'll start to laugh
One day, I was walkin' down the street, and I saw this pretty girl
I looked at her and she looked at me and she said: "Oh well"
So I said: "What's up with you, sister, because I can't get back at that"
And she said: "I ain't getting bad with you, I might just wanna come in contact"
So, I said to myself: "I got to get this girl, because she's giving me some rap"
Then, I asked the sister for her name and she said: "That's where it's at"
Then, she gave me her name and then number, and then I said "That is cool"
Then, I asked the sister for a kiss 'cause she's being so, so smooth
My name is Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay
I don't mean to brag, I just want to MC
The Mistafide magicians are oh so sweet
We're the bad MCs that'll rock your feet
You gotta check us out, we're all around
From the Upper E to the lower ground
We're on the one, def and in style
We're gonna rock you down 'til you find the one
When you find the one, you gotta have control
Put the beat in your feet, the funk in your soul
We're the [?] the rock [?]
I've got my man from the Upper East Side
Come on, Jay Rob, make it all come alive

[Verse 5: Jay Rob]
The Mistafide magicians and we're ready to prove
That rockin' to the music you can't just lose
So kick back y'all, to the beat y'all
Check it out y'all and you don't stop
So don't attempt to receipt the must
The magic prop devastatin' the mind
Put the bass in your face, the jazz in your spine
It's guaranteed to rock your mind
Rock you so def, but don't be shy
Because it's guaranteed to make you come alive
When you come alive and you're feelin' alone
Just rock to the beat, let me blow your dome
When you feel so neat you hop to your feet
Buggin' on the music 'cause it sounds so sweet
So sweet y'all, to the beat y'all
Check it out y'all and you don't stop
Freestyle, they say you're from the east
So why don'tcha rock the crew for the crew and me?

[Verse 6: Freestyle]
Gonna rock a jam on a starry night
The fly young ladies are full of delight
So, I saw a lady lookin' right at me
I just let her know that I'm a vicious MC
So, I walked over to her, she was on the wall
I said: "Come on now, we're gonna have a ball
If you put your mind to it
You can do it, you can do it
Come on now, let's rock
Don't stand by the brothers that's on the wall
They probably make a move, trip and fall
You see, I am the man that'll make you yell
Rock you so good, rock you so well
So let's rock, let's rock, don't stop, don't stop
To the funk that's number one, right on top
Just move your feet to the beat that's sweet
Get down, no clown, let's make it jump
Move your body, groove it to the music
Come on y'all get on the floor
And just get on out there and have some more
A come on beat boogie, it's about to be sure
Come on y'all, don't stop
Don't stop, don't stop the body rock
And don't stop
(Don't attempt to eliminate the funky magic MCs you'll make your fate)
Don't stop
Don't stop, don't stop the body rock

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 7]
So Mike B shake, rock the house (Say what?)
Want you to turn it out
We're equally funky under natural condition
We're the bad MCs with the funky musicians
We'll rock you down if you give us a while
We're on the one, def and in style
Jay Rob, you're from the Upper East
And he'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed
Freestyle, he's from the Upper East
And he'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed
[?] from the [?]
And I'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed
I wanna rock ya, I wanna rock ya
(I want to rock to the beat when I rock to a freak)
I wanna rock ya, I wanna rock
I said on and a on and a on and on
Rockin' in the night to the crack of dawn
So make up your mind, ain't got much time
See standin' on the music ain't worth a dime
When you're feeling nice, when you hear my rhymes
Just dance to the beat let me blow your mind
See my name is Jay Rob, yeah [?]
Just dance to the beat just for [?]
When I'm coming [?] people I make them sit
Then I rock on the mic and I just won't quit
'Cause the story's told I got the plan of action
Just to rock with Jay Rob is proven satisfaction
So you rock with me and I'll rock with you
Just dance to the beat and this is what I'll do
I rock on y'all, to the beat y'all
Check it out y'all and it won't stop
We funk it and we rock it
To the beat that makes you want to
To the beat that makes you want to dance
A-come on fly girls won't you take a chance?
We're the devastating rappers with the mic in our hand
And we won't stop rapping 'til you understand
And the other MCs better leave it alone
'Cause the Mistafide crew is on the microphone
So all the other MCs step to the back
'Cause the Mistafide magicians make you sound like wack
And that's a fact y'all
So keep on, rockin' on, to the break of dawn, huh!
Keep rockin' on Jay Rob
Shake, rock the house (Say what!)
Want you to turn it out
Say I'm clear to the eye and it's plain to see
I wanna rock on the mic self-consciously
I'm the man on the move and I'ma make you groove
Just dance to the beat, you just can't lose
But I'm here tonight 'cause I heard your plea
And I rock the mic so viciously
But the story is told
I got the jazz uptown, what a vicious spot
Got the greatest [?]
Of a little bitty boy when I rock the mic
And I rock the mic good
With the bugout, watching little John where all the freaks are understood
I was a-one, when I first begun
I was a-two, rockin' it just for you
I was a-three, freak-freak to the beat
I was a-four, rockin' for you some more
You see one, two, three, four, whatcha gonna do today?
I'm gonna freak to the beat that sounds so sweet
It's gonna rock y'all and it won't stop
I said a-five, six, seven, eight
Sit down baby let me get this straight
See my name is Jay Rob and that's no [?]
Gonna shock the house, gonna rock the mic
Puttin' me down, I got the greatest sound
Gonna shock the house, gonna rock their mind
So sweet y'all, to the beat y'all
Check it out y'all
And you don't stop
I said C-E-S-F-A-I
This beat is bad you can't deny
So let me start to break it down
With the [?], I got the greatest sound
I'm simply sweet, I'm Jersey bound
Gonna rock the house, just to def sound
Dance to the beat that just don't fail
Gonna rock, gonna freak to the def females
The feelings right, it's ladies night
Gonna shock the house with all my might
I tried so hard to keep it going
When you very well know and it sounds so good
So you kick it off right and I'll rock the mic
[?] oh what a night
Gonna start to rock, you can't deny
I got the jamming rhymes to make it all come alive

[Bridge]
And if y'all ain't down you ain't really on
Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it?
When you're [?] come on y'all, let's freak on out

[Verse 8]
So Jay Rob, want you to turn it out
Say J-A-Y, R-O-B
I got a jammin' beat so sweet to the feet
It's gonna rock y'all, and it won't stop
'Cause I'm on here standing on a mountaintop
'Cause down here we do the rock
Standin' here rhymin' and it looks so easy
Check it out y'all, 'cause it sounds so breezy
I'm as bad as brother called [?]
And I [?] the record that'll rock your head
I'll kick his ass to the beat and [?]
Then you come alive, give me what you got
You see I got the rhymes and I'll shock your mind
Put the beat-beat boogie in your behind
I'm the biggest fiend and I'll make you dream
Of a beat, of a beat, so sweet, so sweet
Come alive y'all, be funk-a-sized
And I'll hypnotize to the beat, to the double-b beat
'Til you realize that I'm Master Rob
And [?] feeling that they have [?] chit chat beat
Come alive y'all and give me what you got
'Cause I'm a grown man lady not a sucker boy
I'm the true [?] baby, I'm the real McCoy
We're the def trio, we're on the go
We'll rock you down with a lot of soul
Come on y'all, don't stop
Don't stop, don't stop, the body rock
[?] standing, won't leave you stranded
We'd cold co-sign, if we had the time
But we don't so check out my rhymes
Freestyle, they say you're from the east
So why don't you rock the crowd like a [?] MC?
I'ma rhyme in your face just a little taste
I'm the big truth shocker that'll rock the place
The beat to the beat, the bang to the bang
Gonna sing my song, got a song to sing
Get down, we're the best around
I'm the sweet to the sweet, the sugar of the tart
I'm the one shocking brother that'll rhyme you hard
Move your body, take you halfway down
You're thinkin' how you danced on the disco sound
Yes yes y'all, the king of spades
The magic man when the music fades
The Mistafide, devastatin', funkatized, hypnotizer
The king, the funk machine
Well I sail the world for the fine young girls
When I landed on the island enchanted
With the feeling of love in the skies above
It got dark soon, I lay and looked at the moon
Laying by the sea, and it inspired me
The blue Atlantic made me feel romantic
So I laid there then I looked into her eyes
Gave the beat to the crew to make it all come alive
Three wise men made up their mind
To rap to the beat of their own design
So they rapped to the beat with a lot of soul
They created a funk that they call their own, Jay Rob
My name is Jay Rob and I'm on the mic
I'm gonna rock you down to the broad daylight, break Bake!
Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay
Gonna rock on the mic to the break of day
Break Freestyle, hey I'm a number one
I want to rap to the beat and add a lot of fun
Like my mama said boy you got a lot of soul
Come on y'all, don't play the corny role
The Mistafide magicians, what can y'all do
To satisfy such a vicious crew?
You just clap your hands and say alright
Then you keep it jumpin' to the broad daylight
The Mistafide magicians, what can y'all do
To satisfy such a vicious crew?
You just clap your hands and say alright
Then you keep it jumpin' to the broad daylight