Episode 10: Brandon

Verse 1:

Ohhh! 'Bout the time to do it again!
Flip that dis track! Gift rap Brandon!
Heart of a champion! Heath, I agree!
Somebody get this man a medal immediately!
(Uh!) He's what a human ought to be!
He's only 14! The kid could teach a clinic!
Plus he got the heart of multiple personalities!
Probably why he chose to work with schizophrenics!
Sticks around for his friends like Post-it Notes
And he walks through hell like Kratos!
He's faithful, and like Mr. Potato Head
He's always down to give you an arm and a leg!
And dawg, that's not a normal thing for teens to do!
My man has paid all his dues before he's grown all his pubes!
At 2–3AM, when you're home trying to veg
Brandon's out talking people out of walking off a ledge!
So when we chop it up on topics tough as suicide
These are the people that I pick to advertise!
Let's give this guy's life some shine, am I right?
It's five years now; that means he's dope since he was nine!
He's not just amazing; he's super amazing!
Like something from a parent's daydream!
A guitar-playing badass…he's like Slash!
Rockin' on his axe like, *electric guitar riff*

Chorus:
I seen hell, fought hell, brought hell
Enough to know who's taught well and not well!
This time, I'm making marks for the good side!
Brandon, the story that I glorify!

I seen hell, fought hell, brought hell
Enough to know who's taught well and not well!
This time, I'm making marks for the good side!
Brandon, the story that I glorify!

Verse 2:

Brandon's just good branding! The modern man's expanding
And this is the new image we're demanding!
And I'll be damaging pricks who fail to fit the bill
With EpicLLOYD bars that are asylum-level ill!
I'm not a velociraptor, but I'm a veloci-rapper
Slashing through the comments with my talons sharp as daggers!
Ravaging the likes, splashing replies with blood!
At least one of you down there brought your Dinosaur Scrubs!
But let me tell you one thing, my friend:
If you ever say, "I'm fairly sure this series is over" again
You'll wind up on the wrong end of my pen
'Cause Dis Raps For Hire ain't over! I'm a mother fucking legend!
On point like a triceratops! Y'all, we can do this!
I'm ill like the mucus of a sick diplodocus!
But all that word play for your earholes
Doesn't hold a candle to the dope people in the real world!

Verse 3:
So to the guy who wrote me, I think you say it Evey Derpiplier
Dawg, you're a great friend, and you're also a dope writer!
Your words jumped off the screen like they were some kind of cliff diver!
Maybe next time you should be the one who jumps into the cypher!
Brandon, you're the man, and granted, I'm a fan of you
But god damn it, if I didn't mention other fans, too!
It's been six years, and y'all seen me through
So thanks! That's Dis Raps For Hire Season 2!

Chorus:
I seen hell, fought hell, brought hell
Enough to know who's taught well and not well!
This time, I'm making marks for the good side!
Brandon, the story that I glorify!

I seen hell, fought hell, brought hell
Enough to know who's taught well and not well!
This time, I'm making marks for the good side!
Brandon, the story that I glorify!