EPIC SWAG

[Chorus]
I get so many bitches, it’s alarming
My epic swag is so epic and disarming
If you don’t like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison
I don’t care, they’ll cut off your fucking hair

And make you ugly

[Verse 1]
Everything I say is correct
My wiener is so very erect
And I don’t get no fucking respect
Even through I got a meth lab in my basement

My life is super fucking hard
‘Cause I’d like to go to church
And poop on somebody’s car, yeah

I’ll take my case straight up to the Supreme Court
‘Cause I’m lying, it’s not fair, fuck

[Chorus]
I get so many bitches it’s alarming
My epic swag is so epic and disarming
If you don’t like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison
I don’t care, they’ll cut off your fucking hair
And make you ugly

[Verse 2]
Don’t even try to debate me ‘cause you’ll lose
I’ll punch your ass into the deepest sea of blue
If you don’t like me, I’ll throw several rocks at you
‘Til I’m bored, which is never, I will throw these rocks forever

You’re only mad ‘cause I write sick rhymes
But not always ‘cause sometimes it’s really hard
That’s really funny ‘cause our dogs are rhyme or drive
Unlike time, crime, rhyme, rhyme, dime
It rhymes with fart though kinda

[Chorus]
I get so many bitches it’s alarming
My epic swag is so epic and disarming
If you don’t like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison
I don’t care, they’ll cut off your fucking hair and you die

I get so many bitches it’s alarming
My epic swag is so epic and disarming
If you don’t like it, kill somebody, get arrested, go to prison
I don’t care, they’ll cut off your fucking hair
And make you ugly

[Outro]
He’s just standing here
Menacingly