End of TikTok SONG - RESTRICT ACT PARODY

[Verse 1]
Wake up in the morning feeling like your daddy
I got my glasses and your phone
I'm gonna get app banning
I've had it here
With all you kids and all your h'anus apps
'Cause from WhatsApp to Fortnite
There's far too much
Butt crack
[Bridge]
Let's see now
Snapchat
Bye it's gone (Gone)
Tinder
Yeah so long (Long)
Roblox
That's so wrong (Wrong)
Not done yet
Say "Bye" to all your Butterfrees
And all your little candies
Now what the hell is this thing?
[Verse 2]
TikTok's Gotta Stop
Gonna ban it like a boss
That's right
Hang tight
I got a lotta laws to write
See ya later
Alligator
Got a new incinerator for ya
Oh Oh No!
What will we do?
So long
It was fun
Detergent eating
On the run
And shirtless S****
With big racks
And twerking S****
And all of that
But TikTok's
On the block
And this law
Is gonna ban it
Yo
Oh goodness me
But what does it say?
[Verse 3]
Ain't got a clue
What it says
But we gotta pass it now
'Cause
Jin Ping's
Gettin in my business
And He's not allowed
In There
And now YouTubers
Linin Up
Saying this bill
Has got Issues
I'm Sorry
What they really want
Is TikTok
Hand cream & Tissues
[Bridge]
Everything we're doing is fine (Fine)
Including a $1,000,000 fine (Fine)
For you getting out of line (Line)
Wait what was that?
It's only for the Chinese
And Anyone we please
For Doing about
Well anything it's quite a broad law
[Verse 4]
TikTok
Is the problem
We'll do anything
To Stop 'Em
And if you get in the way
You'll have quite a lot to pay
It's no secret
That it's secret
That's right everything we do is secret
That sounds really bad
I better use my VPN
If you use a VPN
To Download
And then log in
Then your well in your right
To pay a $1,000,000 Fine
Or 20 years in the slammer
What?
Excuse me
Did I stammer?
That's right now do both
We can make you do both
Ahh!
[Bridge]
We'll track your phone
Take all you own
Including your house
And your grandma
We'll track your games
And A.I. Friends
Hey There
Siri & Alexa
The Restrict act
Restricts my pants
From my legislative b****
With this great power
At this late hour
There's none out there
Who can stop me
Um
This bill sounds like
A load of S***
[Verse 5]
TikTok doesn't rock
But this new laws gonna suck
He's right
It's shite
More like freedom-kryptonite
[Outro]
Hey You
Watching now
Call your local rep
In town today
Better be quick too
They might delete the phone app too
That's right
That's the way
Get 'em on the phone
And Say
Listen Jill
This is Phil
And I don't want
The Restrict bill
I'm an Australian
In Romania
So it's a little hard
For me to do it
It's all up to you
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