End Game (Parody)

[Taylor Swift:]
I really like Joe Alwyn
I wanna be his first string
I wanna be his A-Team
But, sadly, he lives with his parents

This yacht's humongous
Blank Space bought this
Now we're gonna dance like we got no rhythm
AAAH!
Put Future on my album
Why?
He sounds like a dying cat

Meow!

Future can't drive
Dancing like I'm high
This yacht's about to sink
I hide from the media
Shaded all my enemies
OOH
This is a really good tea

[Future:]
My voice gross. Sound like Migos
I don't know why I'm on this song
I'm not the Future, I'm the Past
Tay, where's my cash?

- Uh. Here. now beat it. Red-head, you're up

[Ed Sheeran:]
Look like Ron Weasley
Taylor is Hermione, tall like a giant
Thought this song was about Chess
We're in Japan, it's random
I just got engaged. Will you ever, TayTay?

[Taylor Swift:]
Yes, I can't wait to buy the ring that Joe's gonna give me

- Haha. Marriage? Are you joking? I'm just using you to promote my acting career. Silly pop star

- gasp

- Oh, I just got the piss on you, mate

- Ooh

- (Thriller laugh)

[Taylor Swift:]
Now, lift our glass, to praise my cat
Join the Taylor squad, or I'll diss you on my track
- YAAAASS!
Wasn't that easy?
- QUEEN!

[Ed Sheeran:]
I feel bad for that kitty