Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
Jake Kaufman
INTRO
Ooooh, aahhhh
You beat the game!
VERSE
Never thought they could stop me
Thought I had the girl, and she rocked my world
(backing: heck yeah)
Tried to keep her away
In my secret hiding place: Outer space
Things are fading to black
There's no turning back
I'm on a roll!
Maybe tomorrow.. Won't bring me sorrow
(backing: Skull-ma-ged-don)
Fallin' right into the void
Got me thinkin' that I was destroyed
And I'm hopin' that you have enjoyed
Beating me down
(backing: So-se-tsu-ken)
Here's a medal for your victory
To remind you of what you did to me!
Cause you've gotten me down on my knees
Where's the ground?
(backing: Look below you, aaaaah!)
GUITAR SOLO
Yes! Nice guitar solo!
Play faster, Williams!
That's Abobo on drums!
(backing: Aw yeah, nice solo!)
BRIDGE / BALLAD
Please
Remember all the friendship
I brought into your life!
For Williams, Abobo, and Linda, (backing: he's ottoman)
Together, they skinned ya, (backing: they're not your friends)
Forever my loyal color guard, (backing: they are your rivals)
And I
A magical skeleton, (backing: a ske-le-ton, no skin)
A-rendered to gelatin!
Because I... (backing: in bone armor, great style!)
I dared to dream..
And in my dream, (backing: so happy, so happy)
I made Marian..
My girl fray-i-end (backing: i'll make her my wife)
(backing: She brings out the best in me)
And in my dream
We lived happily
She and me... (backing: my plan was foolproof.. ahh)
Ahh.. Back to reality...
VERSE
But it was not meant to be
They caught wind and they came after me
I never expected to see..
Billy Lee!
(Jimmy: JIMMY TOO!)
Barely had time to prepare, (backing: here they come!)
They were fast on the way to my lair, (backing: help me, someone!)
The tank and the plant and the biker, (backing: tank, plant, mega biker)
Caught unaware!
(backing: ahh, one by one they bit the dust)
Yeah!
(backing: got to my palace at last,)
(backing: they were on a tear and i had to think fast)
(backing: but they fought right past)
I can't believe!!!
I'll be back!
Nya-ha-ha-ha! I'll return one day to antagonize YOU, Billy and Jimmy!
Jake Kaufman released End Credits (Dared to Dream) on Tue Sep 11 2012.