Empire Is a Bitch (Fake Arab Spring Mix)

[Verse]
Chicago school of economics
Bernard Lewis Lebanon fracture the metropolis
Send them into disarray with crumbs for the populous
Fortune 500 corporate fascism feed the rich
Foie gras, white truffles, tender Kobe strip
Drizzled in Cognac and diamond chips
Hope you crack a tooth, hope you cut your lip
US defense budget reflect the size of their little dick
Dysfunctionally impotent
Cause freedom ain't free and like herpes we've come to spread that shit
Humanitarian aid by MI5 and MI6
So you can burn all the effigies and throw a hissy fit
Cause whether your revolution is for real or controlled dissent
Believe or get co-opted
Assets get frozen and regimes'll get toppled
It's a crude world where friends like to PacMan your profits
Sell weapons to suppress your own and drive up the food prices
World peace gotta be a European's kryptonite
Cause being broke is fucking highly uncivilized
By hook or crook despotism or destabilize
Roadmap to peace is laced with booby traps and land mines
The Black Swan returns covered in oil murky grime
Bitch dress appropriately cause there's hell to pay
And ain't no underground bunker can protect that lizard dragon ass from being slayed
Doomsday Hindenburg going up in flames
Man made tsunamis, fake bio, specific plague
It's no wonder y'all cold hearted bastards don't support the Hague
Between war crimes and bankruptcy of the nation
You make alien disclosure and Mayan prophecy look like salvation
Animal farm, he jelly is gone, time for some bacon
And that ain't Halal
You don't want Kingspitter to get wild
Trojan horse carousel around the propaganda go
Wealth gap wider than a skinny girl camel-toe
Time for some soul searching, first you fucking need a soul