Emma Swapped Instruments

Nora:
Okay we have to do it with the mindset of We are artists

Penelope:
We are artists

?:
Okay can you just tell me the lyrics though?

Gigi:
Emma was my stupid bitch

Nora:
Yeah say that

Penelope:
You gotta make it up

Nora:
Yeah

Gigi:
Gotta go with the fly!

Nora:
Yeah you start it

Penelope:
Yeah like i'll come in

Gigi:
Yeah okay

[Instrumental starts]

Emma wa-
Emma was my best friend ever
Emma was a stupid cunt
Emma [???] talk like me
[Unintelligible]

Forty hours, forty minutes a day
Emma was-
I thought we were switching to half-time
Emma was my brand new friend
Good to see how this onе ends
Until now don't ever talk likе me

Fourteen minutes and fourth hours
[unintelligible]
But she'll never ever talk like me
[unintelligible]
Emma was, Emma was, Emma was
My brand new friend
Emma was, Emma was
Emma was my brand new friend
Emma was
Emma was my
Emma was my brand new friend
Emma was Emma was Emma was
Emma was my brand new friend
Emma was Emma was
Emma was my brand new friend

[unintelligible]
Emma was
Emma was
Emma was
The start of the story's like:
Emma-ah
Emma-ah
Emma-ah
More of the story like
Emma

Emma was my brand new friend
Emma was Emma was
Emma was my brand new friend
Emma was Emma was
Emma was my brand new friend (Emma was a garbage whore)
Emma was
Emma was (Emma sucks)
Emma was my brain new friend
[unintelligible]

Emma-uh-uh
Emma-uh-uh
Emma never wanted me
Emma-uh
My brand new friend
Fun to see how this one ends!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
And my knees went "Emma post"
I wish i was Emma

Oh does she even know the way to
Play with swords?
Emma! Emma! Emma! Goodbye!
[unintelligible]
Goodbye!
[unintelligible]

Emma (uh-uhh-uh)
(woo-woo-woo-wooo)

[spoken, british accents, various members]
Fuck the queen!
Fuck!
It looks like a poo!

[Penelope:]
When i went into my marching band beat, that was prime

[Nora:]
So smart!