Elon Musk vs Mike Ehrmantraut - Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

[INTRO]
Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans!
Elon Musk
Versus
Mike Ehrmantraut
BEGIN!

[Elon Musk]
Call me Musk (ah!) I'm here to help (yeah!)
Flush a-

[Crowd/Opps]
BOOOOOOOO!

[Elon Musk]
Are you fucking serious?
*Suspends Crowd/Opps*
Alright, just me and you, gonna clap an old man like Meme Review!
Who didn't wanna give some names out so BAM! Walt gave this kid the finger, dude
I oughta send you a mini-sub quickly cause you lost the balls for the game and you caved now! (RATIO!)
If you wanted your gravy to make it to Stacey, you should've just opened a PayPal
Written with artifical intelligence, ripping out plans aftеr plans, while I actually have soul
I'll spend a wintеr night out, like I'm Batman, but with how Tuco did you, I guess we're both out cold!
I'm callin' my shot like I'm Gilligan, call up McGill again, after your holed up
I unveild a pig with a chip on its head, now I'll kill an ex-pig with a chip on his shoulder
Jeff Bezos can't match the gains I make
You couldn't keep your fund for Kaylee safe
When your own guy showed the DEA your safe
Even in the end you got played by Banks

[Mike Ehrmantraut]
Put your mic away, Elon (Elon)
I'm old-fashioned, I admit, not up-to-date with your technology
But, you can't keep Mike at bay, Elon (Elon)
It's easy to sniff out Musk's scent, I'm well-versed with dirty laundry
I'll turn your crew into skeletons, because I get bodies dropping harder than your stocks are
Stop smoking with Rogan and go buy out Rogaine, your hairline's abandoning you like your daughter
Finger, Reddit provide you that stupid ass joke?
Your kid is named like a nuclear code
Hear any critics and say they "stay woke"
Unlike you on the floor of the same place you own
Dropped out of Stanford, not more than an undergraduate
But with how you stay single, fits how all you're good for's a Bachelor's
And honestly, is it any surprise your Exes needed Space?
You drag your scandals out so long like this is Elongate

[Elon Musk]
Michael, abide by my pole
Nine whole bright young minds came out of my home
You inspired your son to take a bribe only for him to die, bro
When it comes to raising boys, you and I are Five-O
When I'm on a track, I can hype a loop
And I'm shutting you down because Mike's old news
So your lips are the next thing that I'll Zip2
A bottle's the only hit I'd trust you with
I work on the clock, I got a meeting at 5
You work on the clock too, you're barely alive
Earning funds for your family for when you died
But at the end, they were all that you left behind
Self-made and I blow up shares!
A paper bag's the most you'll ever get cheese
Eyes on the stars and I go up there!
But unlike Ziegler, I don't need you to send me

[Mike Ehrmantraut]
Course the Boring Company's head has tunnel vision all the time
But how many firings does it take for you to learn that you are not the guy!
Echo chambers and fortunes still weren't enough
With your ego and pride, you Twitter Blue it up
Left running off fumes selling Tesla products
Now your stocks are filings for sexual misconduct
So reckless it's like your the next Walter White
Except he was bright as an expert at science
Course crypto is where you'd invest all your time when
Your riches were built off of emerald mining
Not even Trump would re-enter your site
Once this self-assured guy with his yes men gone tried to bring "free speech" back to the web and then cried
After everyone used it to type
About how much this tech nerd's despised
And while I've paid debts for my crimes
You don't measure to half of the men I've watched die
Have you thrown in the dirt with your rep and your pride
Now you can start reconnecting with grime

[OUTRO]
Who won?
Who's next?
We decide
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS