Elephant God

CHORUS
Oh boy I’m channeling the Elephant God
Obstacle remover
Non-Kelings step aside
I’m half Tamilan, half Hokkien
That means I'm eloquent in hardwork and I’m Hao Lian
That means my Chee Cheong Fun, I put curry in
That means I’m an escalator, I’ll step up again
Model minority with some Ursa Major wins
That means Guinness and Tiger over Heineken

VERSE 1
This ones for my Taiping thambies, Guadabuda Gelugor
Kena pandai pandai timing
Spill the tea, kena Boh
Perak makes prolific speakers, tak caya tanya Joe
And if you’re KRKs ain't blowin' up right now, then Kaneboh
What arе you doing lil Keling?
Avoid the rock, and I ain't talking ‘bout the onе yang ada kening
But that shit that gets you overreacting over your feelings
That shit that keeps you down from breaking racist glass ceilings
The only time we turn blue is when we turn to Vishnu
I wish you knew our gearbox’s ready like beef stew
Switch Hindu to Bentongkali/Kali-Mutu, easy
Put you back where you belong, 6 feet beneath me
Kareem told me they need a hotter producer to beat me
I’m Ganapathy, need to cut off my legs to defeat me
It's all Gucci Gucci Gucci, til you're Jeezy
It’s all Kunji Kunji Kunji, til you meet me

CHORUS
Oh boy I’m channeling the Elephant God
Obstacle remover
Non-Kelings step aside
I’m half Tamilan, half Hokkien
That means I'm eloquent in hardwork and I’m Hao Lian
That means my Chee Cheong Fun, I put curry in
That means I’m an escalator, I’ll step up again
Model minority with some Ursa Major wins
That means Guinness and Tiger over Heineken

VERSE 2
If we want to go deep, to us Tamilans it's deep-er
And I want to heal, in Tamil I gotta be a heal-er
If I want to feed, I guess in Tamil I gotta be a feed-er
If they stop me from eating, guess in Tamil, it’s time to Ether?
They stumbling on my double entendres
Think they figured it out, want to count me out of the tundra
Then I come back like thunder
After a Deepavali in the sky like dundundun-dada
This some brown on brown on brown on brown on brown type shit
Ya’ll got crowns on clowns in gowns, bound for the count type shit
I’m Thaipusam Kojak, stripes on my forehead
Carrying a Kavadi on a daily, what do you call that?
Mmm...Miraculous
Gold pendants hanging low from gold necklaces
Gold rings, good things comes in gold packages
Don’t believe me ask Gaddafi and the world bank backing shit
What the fuck y’all doing in the balais
Kena lokap, kena barai, enemy or allies
Samseng with rubber pipes, bastards in uniforms?
Ya’ll never wrong, what are ya’ll gods or unicorns?
Damn right, we exposing the crooked popos
Blood behind the bars, yea keeping it on the low low
Not all pigs are pigs, but a whole lotta y’all bozos
If it’s up the people, dah lama chop chop Ajinomoto

CHORUS
Oh boy I’m channeling the Elephant God
Obstacle remover
Non-Kelings step aside
I’m half Tamilan, half Hokkien
That means I'm eloquent in hardwork and I’m Hao Lian
That means my Chee Cheong Fun, I put curry in
That means I’m an escalator, I’ll step up again
Model minority with some Ursa Major wins
That means Guinness and Tiger over Heineken

VERSE 3
What the fuck can a Tweet do?
All those arguments on Twitter, does it please you?
Do they like our culture now, do they need to?
You meet a ghost you’ve met them all – they all see throughs
So fuck their views, let's focus on ours
Too many mothers circling coffins with flowers
Too many sons assaulted for too many hours
And we’re all caught up with motherfuckers shouting the loudest?
That’s fuckin pathetic man
They want to entertain, I want to cause panic man
They want to sail/want a sale, I want to sink the Titanic man
They’ll touch on everything except the dead Indian man
Fuck all your heroes are a sham
Opportunity marketing, it’s a scam
Hashtags today, and still toe tags tomorrow
Full of ambition and still feel so hollow
We’ll brave through the sorrow, my Kelings we natural
Persevering with our dreams. Apu has come to catch you