El Urgencia

[Verse 1: Funny Man, Charlie Scene & Da Kurlzz]
Six-pack in hand, stage dive to the pit
Hustle the ladies, got guerrilla tactics
I'm creeping through the show and I'm scanning for hoes
Girl's got a bag of sniffles, wanna do the no-no?
Get back to the bus, it's the end of the night
Yeah, back to the bus and get out of my life
'Cause I got people to see, hoes as freaky as me
I roll into the after-party with my boy Charles P (Sup, Funny?)
Picked up a few friends, now I'm dipping with bitches
Slapped the bitch to my right, I said "Click it or ticket"
Girl feeling my ride, now she's getting suspicious
This a brand new Miata as I'm hitting them switches
I ride behind Charlie as he's popping a wheelie
I finally made it to the party, now he's copping a feely
See Da Kurlzz out front doing tricks on his Heelies (Hi, guys)
Now I'm finna get down, yelling "somebody, beer me"

[Chorus: J-Dog & Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trying to get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny's weed
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trying to get high alone

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
I rolled up to the party in my Honda
Funny followed me is his Mazda Miata
Damn, what a baller, top-down? What a primadonna
Those spinners that he brought are
Straight outta AutoZone for thirty dollars
Money? We have nada, let's go inside, I'll follow
They didn't let us in, so we hopped a
Wall, but I dropped you, that's when I lost you
I didn't try to call you, I ran into a crowd of celebrities and papa-
Razzi and they shot-a pictures of me and Dennis Hopper
Now I need a doctor, yo, Lil Jon, your (What?)
Crunk juice and vodka, it's turning me into a monster
One more shot and I'm a goner
But Charlie Scene, I saw you stick your dick in the salsa
I don't want no drama, I'd rather have my anaconda
Deep-throated by piranhas

[Chorus: Charlie Scene]
So take these pills with me
Got them from J-D-O-G
Sense this urgency
'Cause I don't wanna get high alone
So take this ecstasy
They must be J3T's
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain't trying to get down alone

[Bridge: Funny Man]
Hey, who's going to the rave tonight huh?
Aye, we'll see Da Kurlzz there, he'll be rave-popping
Ah, Órale, fool
Now, who wants to get buzzin'?

[Chorus: Charlie Scene]
So chug this beer with me
Get drunk with Charlie Scene
Sense this urgency
'Cause I ain’t trying to get drunk alone
So smoke this joint with me
Get high off Funny’s weed
Sense this urgency
‘Cause I ain’t trying to get high alone

[Outro: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
I got the fuckin' munchies, bitch!
Hey, kick them down, fool
I'm paranoid as a motherfucker right now!
Órale, órale, órale
I'm fucking horny now!