Eighty Minute Eternity Intro

OK, you guys can be seated
You have all been called here to be part of a study
On the subject of eternity and our place in it and how we can manipulate it
As you should know, eternity is defined as infinite time or duration without beginning or end
What I want to do today is to attempt to show you that
Eternity can be compressed
Into a far less increment of time if properly utilized
I would included not only time as it relates to the future but I will also draw from the present as well as the past
Now many of you may not believe this can be accomplished
But we shall indeed disprove that in this presentation
Now under your chairs you’ll find a headset
With the number 80 inscribed on it
Please place them on your heads at this time
Now what I want you to do now is add the eight and the zero and of course you’ll come up with the number eight which itself represents infinity as its shape is continual in its motion
Thought travels at 24 billion miles per second
This speed will allow us to cover million year intervals
In the time span of an eye blink
Now as the journey starts you will experience a variety of emotions
This trip will be exciting, dangerous at times, adventurous, sad, enlightening, happy, emotional
You will see and hear things from every historic, current and future era
And it will all be done in approximately eighty minutes
Now, do you feel yourself moving?
By now you should feel yourself moving
Can you see it? Can you feel it?
I’m not understanding why you’re not responding
Speak back
Somebody, talk back
Somebody, say something
Uh oh
I think I better get the hell outta here