[Verse 1]
Ay
Let's make a movie scene for scene
Okay I get it you seen bitches jump from scene to scene (hm)
Well I seen bitches jump from team to team
So that right there had thaught me everything ain't what it seems
I chewed a top, now I can't tell if this is just a dream
Like Martin Luther but mine about them girls who barely eat
She say she working on it but that shit look good to me
She want new titties, fuck it I buy her new self-esteem (ay)
She on tumblr typing text posts that she hope I read
(she hope I read)
She on facebook sending messages she hope I see
When im on twitter all they wanna do is subtweet me
All these bitches on me looking for EHarmony
Ay, ay, EHarmony
All these bitches on me looking for EHarmony
Ay, ay, EHarmony
All these bitches on me looking for EHarmony
[Pre-Hook]
She hit a nigga with a poke
When she wanna poke
She see a nigga with them notes
That's why she even spoke
She ask me if I snort coke?
And if im still broke
I ain't got time for all her jokes
But I still stroke
[Hook]
Cuz she's my internet shawty
Internet shawty
She's my internet shawty
Internet shawty
She's my internet shawty
Internet shawty
She's my internet shawty
Internet shawty
[Verse 2]
She send me nudies on a day to day, to day, to day, to day, to day
Ok I mean, I seen her body more times then I seen her face
Booty shake, keep it funky like a bag of Frito-Lay
If she talking she about it or else she can get replaced
Keep it straight, state to state
Yeah I visit they estate
Give a taste and when I wake she gone facetime me for days
Im that nigga, been that nigga, it's gon always be that way
Yeah she thicker than her sister but they both gon be the bae (ay)
She on tumblr typing text posts that she hope I read
(she hope I read)
She on facebook sending messages she hope I see
When im on twitter all they wanna do is subtweet me
All these bitches on me looking for EHarmony
Ay, ay, EHarmony
All these bitches on me looking for EHarmony
Ay, ay, EHarmony
All these bitches on me looking for EHarmony
[Pre-Hook]
She hit a nigga with a poke
When she wanna poke
She see a nigga with them notes
That's why she even spoke
She ask me if I snort coke?
And if im still broke
I ain't got time for all her jokes
But I still stroke
[Hook]
Cuz she's my internet shawty (internet shawty)
Internet shawty
She's my internet shawty (internet shawty)
Internet shawty
She's my internet shawty (internet shawty)
Internet shawty
She's my internet shawty (internet shawty)
Internet shawty
EHarmony (internet shawty) was written by GOON DES GARCONS*.
GOON DES GARCONS* released EHarmony (internet shawty) on Tue May 20 2014.