We ensure, by a regular program of routine testing conducted on our behalf by a leading independent laboratory, that our demanding standards are consistently attained
This is how, in just three months, you could be speaking a language of your choice
When the frame is completed, the manufacturing team then fits the springs
And... I've gone quiet, what's happening?
Oh, ok then. Alright... right
Umm... finally... what, what's happened again?
Alright then
Finally, in the true tradition of upholstery craftsmanship, you listen, you repeat, you understand
We take great care to ensure that all our upholstery passes the British standard fire safety criteria
And this is how, in just three months, you could be speaking a language of your choice con-, confidentially. Confidentially
Yes! I would like to see how a Linguaphone course can egnable me to speak a new language of my choice in three months
Upholstery is professionally cleaned in your home
We always insist that manufacturers apply the most stringent quality
Wear hard and comfort, of years you give to trust
Can you which quality handmade? Is result the?
Need I say more?
Over five million people have used, and are still using, the most effective method ever to speak one or more foreign languages
And that's all you're getting. Bye!
Egnable was written by Fil Le Gonidec & Thrash & Thomas Fehlmann & Andy Hughes & Alex Paterson.
Egnable was produced by The Orb.