eggs in the morning

[Verse 1]
She gave me toothbrush and toothpaste and floss
And witty remarks with arms crossed
Now I don't mean to boast, but what thrilled me the most
Was her eggs in the morning with toast

[Verse 2]
She gave me pillow and oversized shirt
And mattress with speckles of dirt
Yes, she was quite the host, she prescribed me a dose
Of her eggs in the morning with toast

[Chorus]
I sat there watching her without a word
Preparing me the perfect plate
She set it down for me and before I could speak
She told me she was running late

[Post-Chorus]
She kissed me and threw me out quick
I thanked her and heard the door click
But I've never felt closer than taking a dose
Of her eggs in the morning
There's really nothing better
Than eggs in the morning with toast

[Scat Break]

[Chorus]
I sat there watching her without a word
Preparing me the perfect plate
She set it down for me and before I could speak
She told me she was running late

[Post-Chorus]
She kissed me and threw me out quick
I thanked her and heard the door click
That's the end of the story, the guts and the glory
Of eggs in the morning
There's really nothing better
Than eggs in the morning with toast, mm